Ahh, Piper. At the very least she keeps my life interesting. Another conversation, verbatim.
P: Mom, I am smart.
T: I know you are, very smart.
P: Mom, I’m smart cause I can poop and pee with my eyes shut.
T: Yes, yes you are.
Of course this conversation is actually taking place while she is in fact, pooping and peeing with her eyes shut.
Genius I say!
So Miss Piper was up with the croup off and on all night last night, so today I tried to keep her chilling out as much as possible, just watching movies and reading books etc.
She wanted to watch Frosty the Snowman for the eleventy sixth time, so I got my book out and was hanging out by her while she watched. It seemed that she was actually way into Frosty, she was not talking and I was even reading more than one sentence of my book between questions.
All of a sudden, out of who knows where, we have this bizarro conversation…
P: “Mom! Mom! Guess what?
T: “Hmmm?”
P: “Listen to me! I need to tell you sumping! Listen!” Mom!”
T:<puts book down> “Ok, what’s up?”
P: “Dogs lick theyselves.”
T: “Uh…what?”
P: “DOGS LICK THEYSELVES! THEY DO!”
I don’t even know…my kids are so weird.
~la vida loca~ 