So okay, it’s no secret that I see dumb people. They’re everywhere. One of the worst lies of our time is the phrase “there are no stupid questions.” Anyone who says that little line is quite frankly, as stupid as the question they are about to ask.
That being said, here’s a little gem from my life, in conversation format.
Me: Me, of course.
SCW: Stupid Co-Worker. Who talks in a Valley Girl voice. HATE.
SCW: Omg! We have no ranch!
Me: Yeah, I told the kitchen. They are going to make some.
SCW: <Seriously confused> Wait, we MAKE ranch??!!?
Me: Uh? Yes?
SCW: SHUT UP! Really? I didn’t know you had to make ranch!!
Me: Oh yeah, the ranch tree they bought isn’t here yet, so they have to make it until then.
I hate people.
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So, is there a blue cheese dressing tree as well? I bet you had to really restrain yourself from slamming this wonderful co-worker.
I am so sorry! Maybe the ranch tree orchard is next to the money tree one! How old is this ditz?
Tracy, there are no stupid questions, just stupid people that ask questions.
hahahahahaha! Shut-up! Where in the world did she come from? Has she spent her entire life at the mall?
I always say, “no need being stupid unless you can show it!”
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Agreed. Dumb people are…dumb.
Heh, this was hilarious. Though for the longest time I didn’t know you could make that dressing–the one where you mixed mayo and ketchup…Russian?
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