~My faith in humanity is destroyed…again. June 29, 2009

Dear Asshats-Party of 4,

Thanks so much for showing up tonight at 5:30 and bitching at me because you had to be at a movie at 6.  Also smart on your part to order 4 steak dinners.  Because steak cooks so quickly.  Of course you know that, since you screamed in my face and told me you are a cook and you know steak only takes six minutes.  I am sorry our cooks don’t seem to have your mad skillz with the beef.

Also, that $1.75 you left me?  More than adequate for the 70 dollars worth of tequila shots you drank, not to mention the price of 4 steak dinners.  It was awesome that I had to tip out my bartender almost 400 percent of what I made from you.  Not to mention the busser I tipped out who stayed 35 minutes past the end of his shift to clean up the mess you left.

Next time you have to be somewhere OMG RIGHT NAO!! maybe you should try McDonalds. 

Much hate,

Me

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